Apr 11, 2011

Class Is In Session

Alright ladies and gentlemen, settle down, settle down, find a seat I would like to begin. Hey, Michelle Bachmann and friends, stop beating up on John Boehner and making him your (female dog), we all know he is very sensitive. It’s okay Johnny boy, you don’t have to cry.

Ok, ok, ok, welcome to Economics 101, I will be your professor. I know the economy may be a dry subject but I will try to make it as interesting as possible for such a short attention span audience. Since it is our first day, I figured we would have a little bit of a discussion about the current state of our country’s economy and what principles may be used to improve our situation.

Unless you dwell with the earthworms, you know that it is rough out there. Unemployment has skyrocketed while our country’s debt is steadily rising as well. The global financial crisis has led us to the worst economic performance since the Great Depression so I was wondering if anyone in the class had any ideas about what we could do to help rectify this situation…..anybody?