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Has anyone ever told Michael Irvin that he is not Deion Sanders? Must be the money!
So the NFL Network commercials for Thursday Night Football lets me know I’m exactly what demographic they are appealing to. Balding white men. Hairclub.com, hairclub.com, hairclub.com, hairclub.com, hairclub.com.
Statement you will never hear: “Cee-Lo gets me so pumped for Thursday Night Football.”
Danny Amendola…that white boy catches everything.
First drive seemed like St. Louis hit the Staples “That was easy” button.
It’s cool whenever you play Madden online this week they have the pink accessories, video games have become amazing.
Kevin Kolb kind of sucks and Arizona still 4-0. Makes me wonder what would have happened if Peyton Manning had chosen to go to Arizona. Kolb never looked Larry Fitzgerald’s side of the field and missed him wide open for a TD on their first drive. If you have Fitz, shouldn’t that be your first read every play?
Quick serious note. A2D’s Joe-Joe informs me about the Oakland A’s Pat Neshek. He and his wife lost their son of only 23 hours. Very sad, condolences to the Neshek family and all of those who are currently dealing with loss. Moment of silence ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………........................
Amendola drops a tough pass and Kevin Kolb still sucks. Put my foot in my mouth, but one for two ain’t bad.
“Life’s about having fun. 80 percent of feeling good is looking good…” Hairclub.com
Shaq Buick commercial. I have to agree with today’s statement Dwight Howard made about Shaq’s constant criticism of him, “I don't care what Shaq says. Shaq played the game. He's done. He's gone. It's time to move on.” Whenever Shaq left a team and now that he has left the NBA he has presented himself with the same amount of class as a woman wearing fishnet stockings to church.
Amendola makes another great catch then goes to the locker room with an injury…damn.
Peyton Manning is a commercial machine, a comedic genius. “If ya like 6 foot 5 quarterbacks with a laser rocket arm.”
NBC’s Parks and Recreation used to make me laugh a lot, that day is gone. Jinxing myself today, a few chuckles. Aziz Ansari is a funny dude.
@EvilMikeTomlin tweets “Even Michael J Fox thinks Kevin Kolb is shaky.” What? Too Soon?
I turn NFL Network back on and guess what? Hairclub.com
Steven Jackson is a workhorse, gets better as the game goes along. I bet he’s happy that they actually may win games for a change.
“You wanna be a little shot?!?!” I love this commercial.
Kevin Kolb is spending more time on his back than Paris Hilton.
4th quarter…FINALLY. This game has been as exciting as something that’s not very exciting. Give me a break, I’m getting tired.
Beautiful pass by Sam Bradford to rookie Chris Givens for a 49 yard touchdown. Looked like the defender pulled a hammy, but it was still a pretty play.
I never understood why if you need a first down or touchdown you would throw it to a player well short of that line. Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Kolb. Game is essentially complete.
Wow, Steven Jackson pushed the entire pile five yards…Beast!
Thanks for extending this horrible game with a needless timeout Jeff Fisher.
Patrick Peterson has that je ne sais quoi as a kick returner…Devin Hester style.
Hey Kevin Kolb, if you can drag a defender for a few steps you can try to get rid of the ball. Maybe I’m spoiled by Ben Roethlisberger in that sense.
I feel like a kid on Christmas morning…my favorite gift? The two minute warning.
Hey NFL Network, how about one for the road?...Ah yes, hairclub.com
How fitting, Kevin Kolb fumbles with 1:30 left.
At last, the game is over. I’m shot. These games do not take east coast people into consideration when they set the times. So to anyone who is chipper tomorrow morning, I will buy you a bottle of the following:

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