Oct 5, 2013

Cup O' Fiz 10/05/13: The Federal Employee Fox News Rant Edition

Disclaimer; Rant Alert:  This is a rant on behalf of federal employees; unofficially. (Rant Alert means please overlook the following for grammatical or spelling errors. Oh yeah, the profanity too):

Many who contribute to Fox News have chosen to call this a government Slim down, as opposed to a government Shutdown.  As a federal employee I am appalled.

Granted, I am lucky enough to still be working and earning a (hopeful) impending paycheck, so I can see why one could get the idea that government is not completely shut down. However, the fact that a heavily relied upon news source * would sugarcoat a situation that puts roughly 800,000 workers out of work is completely irresponsible. Look, this rant is not directed at democrats or republicans; this is directed at Fox News. And for your information, my opinion is more "fair and balanced" than anything I have ever seen or read from your organization. Hey...Fox News, I was forced to watch my co-workers go home with uncertainty to when they would return and where their next income would come from.  Hey...Fox News, I felt so guilty that I had to watch colleagues go home while I was named as an excepted employee (keep working) that I was reduced to stock goodbyes like, "I hope I see you soon."  Hey…Fox News, I have spent the last four days making sure that hardworking, dedicated employees still get the pay they deserve. All while carefully navigating fiscal laws that could easily be ACCIDENTALLY violated, which could literally send people to JAIL, who never even intended to break the law. Hey...Fox News, I did all that while helping PROUD (regularly) employed individuals suck up that pride and file for unemployment, some for the first time in their lives. Hey…Fox News, I just turned your news station on my television.  You know what I saw within 30 seconds? I heard these words, directly verbatim from Geraldo Rivera’s mustache; “Now I hear people say, 'why didn’t they shoot the tires out?'...That only happens in the movies.” Thank you for your expert take Mr. Mustache. Hey…Fox News, look at what you’re talking about and look at how I have spent the last four days (And I’m lower on the totem-poll than most still working). Remind me how or why your employees are more important than those of the federal government.  Maybe your organization should go on a “Slim Down.”  Hey…Fox News…Go Fuck Yourself!

P.S. If you are reading this, then you care, so please…never watch or use Fox News for information again, they do not deserve your time...YOU'RE better than that.

* A Gallup poll conducted in July of 2013 8% of people get their news from Fox News, the largest percentage of ANY specific news organization

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